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dumper tortoise

a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback
person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy
person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise
by The Great El Sahey September 19, 2006
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Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.
by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010
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Biscuit Dipper

Its the girl version of a tea bag its when a girl puts or rubs her vagina in someones mouth or face
She just gave that dude a Biscuit Dipper
by Vengerousmaximous January 24, 2011
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huckit-in-her-dumper

The act of placing one's penis in the asshole of a female.
So bro, did you get any action last night?

Ya man, she even let me huckit-in-her-dumper!
by dimplegrl March 24, 2011
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Bin Dipper

A person who was born in Liverpool, England. Also known as scousers
Bob: Look at that Bin Dipper trying to rob that car
Rob: The idiot doesn't even realise it's a skip
by Blooty Yeah Yeah November 30, 2009
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dapper

having features that elevate respect, elegance, romance, sexiness, and most of all, charm and style.
Dapper men in media history include Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Darren Criss, Robert Redford, and Christopher Plummer.

Men with beards and a top hat in the 1800s are the origin of a man being considered "dapper".
A dapper man is a gentleman, and will pay the bill on a date, appropriately respect a woman and compliment her when a compliment is needed.

He is like a hipster in the sense that he does not need to try to have a keen sense of style in the appropriate setting.
Darren Criss is the most dapper man I have ever seen.

O my gosh! Did you see how dapper Darren Criss was on glee?

I love when Astaire dances! His moves are so dapper!

My boyfriend proposed to me as the sun was setting. He is so dapper!

Why can't any guy on Jersey Shore be dapper once in a while?!
by starry-eyed-starkid May 17, 2011
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Multi-Footage-Dumper

Multi-Footage-Dumper, or MFD: when it snows more than 2 feet.
Hey, did you play hookey from work to come skiiing today?

I, took the vacation day off 'cuz I heard there was going to be multi-footage-dumper
by fancypants4242 January 7, 2009
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