by Goop Sippa August 26, 2017
Get the Dumpster packmug. The future lifestyle assumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. Often includes thugs, criminals, scummy teenagers, prostitutes and various other groups of unsavory people. Such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.
Friend 1: Did you hear, John got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.
by Fagel12345 May 26, 2015
Get the Dumpster Lifemug. 1) When you decide to go a a venue or social gathering of questionable merit, such as a party or bar, with the purpose/intention of making sexual advances on women (or men) on the bottom half of the aesthetics scale (IE:Rotund/Ugly/
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).
2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).
2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Andrew: Yo man what you doing this weekend?
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes
Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes
Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you
by Doodie Brown April 1, 2009
Get the Dumpster Divingmug. One who smells like shit while being "non-conformist", just like all their friends. They can generally be seen standing outside various places including: the high school, movie theater, pizzaria or Shop Rite. Hobbies include smoking their life away, playing frisbee while listening to emo music (i.e Dashboard Confessional), and drawing swastikas on walls. Needless to say, they have no future.
by Kelley McCabe April 17, 2009
Get the Dumpster Kidmug. looking through someone's trash to find something of interest. one man's trash is another man's treasure!
by MV June 30, 2001
Get the dumpster divingmug. A Dumpster Jedi is someone who dispenses wisdom and information from either the street, or while diving/living in a dumpster. They will look rather strange and probably smell rather foul. But this belies their kindness and wisdom.
by wxdeath65 August 24, 2010
Get the Dumpster Jedimug. by HookaBrandon March 5, 2007
Get the dumpster chickenmug.