Crunk Driving

When your driving sober, but you pretend to drive like your drunk/under the influence of drugs.

Eli: "Dude your swerving the car on this straight road!"
Orion: "Don't worry he is just Crunk Driving."

by Oshla December 9, 2010

Driving Sock

When a male takes the sock from a golf club, the driver, and put it down your pants while you drive your car so it appears that you have an enlarged penis.

Random Girl: Wow! That Guy has a HUGE dick!
Random Guy: Nope, just a big driver.

OR

Driver: I feel like more of a man with my driving sock because I look like more of a man.

by TREA STUMP February 19, 2011

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

by tFool2 November 30, 2010

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

driving miss daisy

Driving in a car with two people, but instead of the passenger riding shotgun, they are sitting in the back seat. Refers to the film "Driving Miss Daisy". May or may not involve the person in the back seat getting high.

Why was your friend sitting in the back seat? Oh, he wanted to go driving miss daisy style.

by smashmole June 30, 2009

street driving

to drive your automobile on the street, as opposed to, say, offroad

"I'm takin' the day off so I can get me some street driving done"

by getac December 6, 2004

Dumpster driving

Someone driving a car that has an interior visibly packed with trash and miscellaneous junk.

Did you see that dude dumpster driving down Main St. in that puke green ‘85 Chevy Cavalier?

by Semolina Pilchard September 18, 2018