douch dance

When a guy thinks that he is cool either at a club or concert and during a rock show he starts dancing like an ass-hole, or i.e a douce. Usually done when the douch trys look like a mosher, but only hits weaker people on purpose or just dances like a mix between a mosher and a dance pit fag.

Man i cant believe that fag was tring to mosh next to us, all he did was just purposely tackle into us or just dance like a queer. I was going to tell him to go back to his gay dance pit but he looked too much like he was doing a douch dance rather than moshing or dancing.

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS September 7, 2009

Dolphicorn

An amazing majestikal creature that is half dolphin, half unicorn. When it get's excited (Aroused) it shoots out a spell of rainbow plasma from it's horn into the depths of heaven while it ponders on, to make things unbelievably stunning in it's immortal life.

The Dolphicorn is a sacred being and must not be compared to anything else besides what it truely is, magical.

by Majestikal Dolphicorn April 4, 2009

dolphed

when someone gets humiliated, embarrassed, beaten up, shown up, loses at something, etc.

haha i win, you got dolphed
did you see that fight, he got so dolphed
"he didn't just get dolphed did he?" "yep." "poor guy"

by dolphus Raymond December 21, 2009

floggin the dolphin

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)

I love floggin the dolphin

by jim October 29, 2003

dolphin polishing

masturbating

"I can't fuck right now. I just finished a rigorous bout of dolphin polishing."

by bigjimslim November 25, 2013

Dolphin Jizz

Ejaculation of a dolphin. Is known to travel over 20 feet underwater.

I was screwing that dolphin and its dolphin jizz broke my pelvis

by The Spitzzer January 27, 2009

Young dolph

Rip❤️❤️🙏🏼

Rip young dolph u will be missed

by What is the point of a name November 17, 2021