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Douchebag Loser

Jeff G from Lancaster is a Douchebag Loser
by Payurbills February 10, 2009
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Deefer Douchebag

Someone exhibiting the qualities of a pansy, whiny ass bitch that thinks they are sweet at everything; Pretends to have many friends, but is unanimously hated.
"Man I hate that deefer douchebag. He really takes it hard in the ass."
by Mr. Truthfulness April 22, 2009
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douchebag rainbow

A term first used by Philip "sxephil" DeFranco, douchebag rainbow refers to the douchebagery that is emitted by every race, but in different ways.
"Douchebags come in all sorts of colors...it's the douchebag rainbow."

"If you're going to hate anyone, hate the douchebag rainbow."
by Avatarded September 7, 2009
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professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.
professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"
by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009
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Douchebagasaurus Rex

A complete douchebag, like such a big douchebag, that it's like fucking dinosaur huge.
Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.
by BrotherSport April 4, 2009
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douchebaggy

Of or like a douchebag. Exhibiting qualities that are douchebag-like, such is to say void of any sense of "cool", highly unpleasant, usually male, often showing a excess of confidence, jerkyiness, prickishness and complete lack or awareness that they are personifying a douchebag.
- "Hey man, wanna go to that new bar?"

- "Naw bro, it's way too douchebaggy, with all the $2 jaegerbomb slamming types running around thumping their chests."

- "The scene is way too douchebaggy for my tastes. All they play is Nickeback and Creed all the damn time... and everyone's always screaming "jaegerbombs bro!"
by Jeff Howard June 28, 2007
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Douchebaggery

A declaration sent to friends via email, text or said in person when someone...

1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.

2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.

3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.

4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.

6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.

9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
He chooses going on a date with a girl than hang out with his friends on his friend's birthday??!! I declare DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!!
by JAR8 August 30, 2010
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