douchebaggery

a douchebag commits acts of douchebaggery

Douchebag1: let's go douchebagging douchebag2!

Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!

by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007

Douchebanger

Person that has anal sex with a Douchebag OR A Douchemoron.

Go screw your douchebag boyfriend you douchebanger.

by shoromeo December 21, 2008

Douchebaggery

An occasion or act when a douche or a tool is doing something douche-like.

Stop chugging shots like LMFAO, you're a lightweight. This is such douchebaggery.

by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

douchebaggery

1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:

Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.

Porter: You know who's a douchebag? You're a douchebag, Brad.

Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.

by jackolanternteeth March 11, 2010

douchebaggery

Let's break this down. a douchebag is a jackass. an a hole. a loser. a bastard. you get it, no?

"Oh man, Brian's such a jerk, he's very proficient in the subject of douchebaggery"

by Amanda November 1, 2004

douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng

John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.

by beeta808 May 10, 2011

Douchebaggery

Being surrounded by people who are currently acting like douche bags.

While I was downtown I whitnessed rampant douchebaggery among the stupid kids wandering around.

by Elly Rox August 25, 2005