Dementia

When your brain is shot and you can't think straight. In this condition, your words are garbled, your eyes are vacant, and you might be drooling. Its not good.

Wassup with the President?
Whachoo mean?
Look at Biden.
OMG, he gets DEMENTIA!!

by FE517,KOS March 8, 2021

erectile dementia

1. For an unexplainable popage of a boner when looking at guys, after having an untarnished heterosexual reputation.

2. An excuse to cover up your gayness

Steve and Carl are about to get into the shower after a workout.

Steve: I really blasted my quads today man.

Carl: Those are nice....really nice.

Steve: Hey do you have a boner right now?!

Carl:(turning around) No! I have uh...erectile dementia.

Steve: Sure faggot

by Pearljammers August 8, 2009

Lola Dement Myers

The most fun girl to hang out with. She is always a ball of sunshine and plans to be a crazy cat lady when she grows old. She has a Kim K. ass and is proud. She goes to the best camp on Earth with her best friend in the world, Sammy Altman. She is very happy and bubbly. She also has blue hairs and likes to change her favorite song all of the time. She is a facebook addict and is seeking help.

This party isn't fun enough, we need a Lola Dement Myers

by eisnergirlxoxo123 April 28, 2011

holy demented shit

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious

-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!

by Nicole February 19, 2004

demecia

An overall great girl who has been through alot
A real freak when she wanna be
She knows how to keep alot of hoes in her bed

Bro did you find you a freak yet?
Ya,demecia a real freak

by Bigdicc December 22, 2016

scooch'a dement

Italian slang for a bother or pain in the head (a headache)

My brother broke my bike. He's such a scooch'a dement!

by Bruce Capoferri October 16, 2008

demeka

Demeka is a beautiful all around amazing girl that loves odd things. but is still tons of fun to be with! Demekas are usually blond but don't act like it. they are strong and confident people but u can hurt their feeling easily. Demekas are also very beautiful inside and out!

i wish a had a Demeka personality!!

by ducky3600 November 1, 2012