“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”
“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked”
“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked”
by JoeKempIII July 26, 2019
by M7A6T9T1H0E6W March 02, 2020
by LoTF Hockey January 31, 2020
The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.
by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019
When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.
by KingCool99 November 19, 2017
A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them
“You’re just like that disabled cunt”
In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
by Nedddybear March 29, 2018
A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 25, 2011