dickless

ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.

Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

dinkleberg

A scapegoat to all your problems in the form of a neighbor that's better than you in every way

My Netflix account is not working... DINKLEBERG!

by COMISHTHEMEME September 2, 2017

Dinkleberg

Dinkleberg is a communist piece of shit that is responsible for every problem that has ever occurred in anyone's lives.

Aw shit I think I just ran over the neighbors dog... fucking Dinkleberg

by IG: dinosaurherpes August 28, 2018

Dingle Forest

This is when there are more than one dingle berry. When you have a cultivation of the dingles.

My friend is digging around his/her butt. I ask "Are you growing something down there?" They look at me with a bewildered look. I say "Must be a dingle forest you're cultivating."

by Lady Fish Hook December 20, 2010

Dingle-Choch

Also known as Dingle-Chooch or Dingle-Cheech; the degree of severity varies. A word made by Amanda Moore as an insult to describe the udermost stupid idiot of all existence. Can be used more than once.

Guy: I didn't do any of my homework last night.
Girl: Oh my god what a dingle-choch.

by Amplifyer September 26, 2019

Dingleberry El Grande

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.

The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

by thedream75 June 15, 2010

Dingle-Berry Rejects

Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.

Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.

They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.

john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.

david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.

by kunawaro December 10, 2010