Noun.
A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
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A Designated Dickfest is a location where there is always a poor ratio of guys to girls, (guys overpowering girls), and no matter how many parties are thrown there, it will never change
yo ive been going to JuJu's all week and its the same fucking bull shit, one bitch blowing everyone and no hot bitches, i declare it a Designated Dickfest
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Man #1 (from Moundsville): Hey dude, wanna run out to Glendale to grab some DiCarlo's Pizza?
Man #2: Glendale's pizza is shit. Let's grab some from Elm Grove.
Man #1: Is it worth the 25 minute drive?
Man #2: Hellz yeah!
Man #2: Glendale's pizza is shit. Let's grab some from Elm Grove.
Man #1: Is it worth the 25 minute drive?
Man #2: Hellz yeah!
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Term used to describe that which is entirely uncool, lame, stupid, or otherwise deemed unfavorable.
2) noun
An object of non-awesomeness.
synonyms: teh suck
antonyms: coffee
Term used to describe that which is entirely uncool, lame, stupid, or otherwise deemed unfavorable.
2) noun
An object of non-awesomeness.
synonyms: teh suck
antonyms: coffee
1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, I'm a noob. That's so decaf.
2)
A: I just lost $100. :(
B: Decaf, bro.*
*If B should find A's $100, decaf should still be spoken, although the situation is quite coffee for B.
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, I'm a noob. That's so decaf.
2)
A: I just lost $100. :(
B: Decaf, bro.*
*If B should find A's $100, decaf should still be spoken, although the situation is quite coffee for B.
by David Fier November 11, 2004
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