destinitootie

don't let the doo doo, make you poo pee.

don't let the doo doo, make you poo pee, follow your destinitootie.

by anonymous July 16, 2024

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destinythrowaway

Someone who has admitted to kicking babies and stealing their bottles

Did you just destinythrowaway?

by EffervescentAvacado November 29, 2023

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Distinct, disTinct, distincT

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

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Distinctions

Are fun and we care a lot about them, class! There is a distinction between THINKING and SAYING and DOING. There is a difference between THOUGHT and TALK and ACTION.

Hym "Just like there's a DISTINCTION between DEFENDING and ATTACKING. Right? DISTINCTIONS are important. So I want you to THINK about a guy, ok? This guy has a teenage girl pageant, right? And he's GRABBIN THEM BY THE PUSSY... Now I didn't know it was a TEENAGE GIRL PAGEANT EXPLICITLY that they were talking about so I DEFENDED that guy. Now I want you to THINK about what your would do to a guy who grabs underage girls by the pussy. Let's make it a multiple choice question! Since it's a class:"
What would you do for a guy who grabs teenage girls by the pussy (specifically at a teenage miss America pageant)? Is it:
A. Lie for him
B. Die for him
C. Kill for him
D. Stab him (like a Tonberry)
E. Sacrifice your kids
F. Work for him
G. Allow him to pass judgment completely arbitrarily

Hym "Well? Do you have a guess? Well I want you to THINK about that one real hard and then DO just whatever you feel like doing because I'm not the boss of you and have no authority!"

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

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Dubious Distinction

The phenomenon of watching an actor in a film or TV show on your television and then randomly clicking over to another channel and seeing them in a different film or TV show airing at the same time (the frequency of the phenomenon has increased with the advent of 1000's of cable channels.)

"Dan...HBO is showing Highlander and USA Networks is showing Fortress!...Christopher Lambert Dubious Distinction!!!"

by Archbishop Squeech November 1, 2011

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Sexually distinctive

The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.

“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey

“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent

“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert

“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

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