wife deaf

Said of someone who has learned to tune his wife out.

Mary nags Brent all the time to get a job but nothing happens because he is wife deaf.

by Lem Lemerson December 14, 2006

nose-deaf

Inability to smell

What is that smell? Is something burning?

I don't smell anything. But then, I'm pretty much nose-deaf.

by keelacp December 30, 2008

Accent deaf

The inability to understand anything spoken in an accent.

Melissa tried to hide the fact that she was accent deaf, but when Lee asked her "How are you doing?" and she replied "Yes!", her secret was out.

by jtrump May 5, 2011

crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010

Drunk Deaf

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.

Drunk1: It's too loud

Drunk2: (yells) What!!

Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf

by Honeypotter June 16, 2016

Too deaf to hear

When you are too deaf to hear.

Danny: Did you catch the football game last night?

Bob: What did you say I'm too deaf to hear.

by Pyramid titties April 8, 2019

partially deaf

Someone who is not fully deaf, nor hearing

Sorry Miss, he is partially deaf.

by I Can't Hear You Media YT February 7, 2021