Daniel moment 

To have a Daniel moment, would be to tell a joke to people, thinking that It's funny, when it Isn't, and nobody laughs at it.

Daniel: hey guys, why did the chicken cross the road

Group of friends: I don't know Daniel, why?

Daniel: to get to the other side hahahahahahhaha
*there is a brief silence*
Group of friends: yeah man, that's a Daniel moment

Daniel moment by Superman12234030302 April 12, 2014

daniel bregoli 

A bitch who says 'cash me outside how bout dat'

Daniel bregoli just released her new song- 'cash me outside'

daniel bregoli by Hot cake September 17, 2017

Daniel Mateiu 

Absolute bloody asshole who likes queen and Tegan. xd. how funny am I? hahaha. also shout out to my boy, Taj Redgewell.

Hi, Daniel Mateiu

Daniel Mateiu by Not Mitchell O'Beef November 28, 2018

Daniel Poon 

When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.

That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.

Daniel Poon

Daniel Poon by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

Daniel Wright Junior High School 

A school filled with wealthy, stuck-up brats, who happen to be within the top 1% of intelligence. If you're smart, you matter. If you're not, go die in a hole. Everyone has at least two mental illnesses. With the new grading system, the only acceptable grade is getting 90% or higher on every assignment. The teachers are kind on the outside, but are really only there for the six digit salary. All the students are really weird. There is a cult which controls a lot of the powerful kids. They win all the awards and get the administration to do what they want. Three of them are on the school board in 8th grade?!?!?

Alex 1: "What did you get on the test?"
Alex 2: "I got 87%."
Alex 1: "Oh no. The time has come. The apocalypse has begun."
Alex 2: "I'll go have a mental breakdown in the bathroom."
Alex 1: "Of course! That is just what happens at Daniel Wright Junior High School."

Daniel Wright Junior High School by Wigism June 10, 2020

Daniel Chen 

Daniel Chen is the second in command after Austin Li in San Francisco's largest and most powerful gang. He actually (just like Austin Li) has failed NNN for 10 years straight. He is a stupid corporate bitch in the gang of San Francisco.

Daniel Chen is a really short monkey.

Daniel Chen by Dawei is cool November 4, 2020

Danileigh 

An attractive woman, described as Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs. She believes she hit the jackpot the day she was born because of her light skin complexion. She is Latina. She pursues black men who are attached to black queens. Taunts black women after their man leaves em for her. She is warned time after time of his character, she sees how he treats the women before her but she ignores the yellow flags. Shawty believes she is special and that a black man will change for her. Till one day she cooked and fed him raw meat. He hits it raw, than doesn’t think twice to tell her pack up her closet full of yellow bone skeletons and go to a five star hotel. Shawty was never his girl. Black women get the last laugh in the end.

DaniLeigh: *Had a baby by da baby*
Dababy: “GET up out MY crib, come on GET OFF my TAAAABLE, Shawty!”

Danileigh by Clitbull December 5, 2021