Santa’s dandruff

When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.

Leslie was super excited about her fiancés gift of Santa’s dandruff.

by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025

Devil's dandruff

slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'

Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)

Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.

by fVck_m3th August 5, 2024

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

dandruff

the most delicious thing of all time

holy shit dandruff is so tasty i eat it all the time

by JM99 Official October 2, 2023

dolphin dandruff

When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.

My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro

Me:good shit fam.

My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.

Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable

by Oldbob cheese dick December 3, 2021

Dick Dandruff

Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried

I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff

by Hotdogwarrior February 12, 2024

Dandruff

When dead skin cells on the scalp sheds faster than it is supposed to resulting in noticeable flaky skin on one's hair. It is usually the result of a greasy scalp which is not always your fault because some people produce more sebum than others which may be the result of hormonal imbalances. There is a common misconception where it is caused by a dry scalp, but it is caused by the polar opposite.

I've had greasy hair with dandruff before and it is not fun. Take care of your scalp peeps!

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022