Jim Dandy

The act of forcefully defacating through the strings and into the body of an acoustic guitar, via the guitar's resonance hole. This abhorrent method of vandalism usually requires heavy practice and advanced physical contortion skills of the perpetrator. Usual suspects include perturbed musicians, hysterical fans, and the psychotic or inebriated. Named after the Gretsch "Jim Dandy" model parlor guitar, which are often the victims of this heinous act.

"Good lord, Terrance! What on Earth is that horrendous smell coming from the parlor?"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"

by Elmer Gibson January 12, 2019

Handy Dandy

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

by me8576 October 20, 2009

Charleston dandy

A term that one imagines is a Southern fried version of its British cousin "Yankee-Doodle Dandy" and perhaps harks back to old class divisions in the Palmetto State. Upstart Liberal Presidential candidate, in the South Carolina Republican Primary.

Stephen Colbert was described as a "Charleston dandy" by a group of South Carolina moms doing a Town Hall.

by RedBeardSean January 31, 2012

Howdy Dandy

When a girl gives you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth, then you make out and you drink it out of her mouth....

Hey Ben! I gave kaila a awsome howdy dandy the other night!

by Matteezzy February 24, 2009

jim dandy

a guy who combs his pubic hair to make it look fluffy

That guy is such a creep. He's a real jim dandy.

by bebepepekeke August 20, 2009

Foppish Dandy

A Extravagantly dressed gay man. Often in a suit, top hat and cane. Usually talks like a rich man with a touch of lisp.

No no no frank that is not a gay man. Notice his shinned shoes and nice shirt. That my friend is a Foppish Dandy. Still gay though. Walk past him with a simple whistle of the tune from andy griffin. IF he makes a pass whistle louder.

by KILLKEV November 20, 2004

dandy slap

when you get slapped by a long hard willy

i got a dandy slap as slick was horny

by Prodgod July 20, 2008