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cyber-affirmation

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-vanity
Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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cyberseth

A resurrected cybernetic egyptian god, Set. Cyberseth is a hentai girl's worse nightmare, he has five penises and four arms (two are mechanical). A bad engrish translation of Cyborg and Set.
"Soon cyberseth will annihilate you!" --Ryoga
by RN - SAB June 28, 2007
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cyber spud

Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)
Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004
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cyber mac

v.

The art of flirting with, hitting on, or seducing another person by means of the internet. It can be happen through instant messenger, email, facebook chat, myspace messages, and many other forms of text-based communication.

Often, it's risky business and requires extreme skill and intellectual prowess in order to be conducted effectively. The lack of emotion behind pure text can sometimes make it difficult to detect sarcasm or ones true intention behind what they are saying which can lead to extremely awkward situations (especially the following day when you see the other in person).
Jeff just spent two hours on facebook chat. He was cyber maccing on Debby.
by Chupacabra Hunter April 18, 2009
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Cybernality

Cybernality is an individual persons online social networking image. It is the virtual extension of a person, how they present themselves to the world via the internet.
Her facebook page presents a different cybernality to the world.
by jb1969 September 19, 2009
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cyberskype

The act of having cyber sex on skype
Ron-"What have you been up to all night"
Dale-"I was engaging in cyberskype it was bad a"
by appa momo January 5, 2010
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cyber orgy

rather self explanatory. but for those curious and eager to learn, it's like cyber sex but better because it involves numbers upwards of two. generally performed by those incapable or unwilling to involve themselves in the actual act of sex but are certainly ready to mingle. viruses can still be transmitted.
when i logged onto my computer at 3 am christmas morning, i was feeling particularly horny, but awfully alone. in my drunken stupor, i went on skype and hit up my best buds for a cyber orgy session. it was hot and steamy. words cannot (and should not) describe it.
by mah booty December 25, 2010
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