Cucumber

The coldest vegetable. Approximately -10 degrees.

We love cucumbers at -30 degrees.

by ZachFonaas July 16, 2014

Electric Cucumber

1. a hide song
2. something to scratch your number on

1. "Hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber"
2. see example 1

by arania May 17, 2004

cucumber cock

A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.

A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.

Emily had trouble getting half of Tyler's dick in her mouth because he had a cucumber cock.

by Dexaw December 29, 2008

cucumbered

a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same

dude, i was so unbelieveably cucumbered lastnight, i think i actually ate a whole cupboard of food!

by anniston February 15, 2010

titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.

1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.

by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011

Cucumber Sandwich

When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!

By Ramos The Barbarian.

Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”

by Ramos The Barbarian June 2, 2018

Cucumber milk

Cucumber milk is cum, semen, skeet, or jizz.

Your penis is the cucumber and the cum,semen,skeet, or jizz is the milk. Cucumber milk

by JQNews June 11, 2018