Criminally Horny

When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.

Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.

by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022

gentle criminal

someone i shouldnt simp for

hes too old to simp for

your too young to simp for gentle criminal

by lucifers right glove May 22, 2021

Criminal against Humanity

A Person Who has committed Crimes against Humanity

Marvin: Hey, Carl. Did you know that Adolf Hitler like Trump is a Criminal against Humanity?

Carl: Yeah. Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson too

by Porg009 August 8, 2018

Criminal Supporter

Someone who actively encourages and/or supports the crimes of one or more criminals. The term is widely misused on certain occasions.

Ex 1: The girls on TikTok are considered to be Criminal Supporters because they defended Cameron Herrin for his physical appearance in court as he is sentenced to 24 years in prison for vehicular homicide.

Ex: 2

Person 1: I just called someone a poopyhead!

Person 2: Oh. Okay…

Person 3: CRIMINAL SUPPORTER

Person 2: I beg your pardon?

by OfficerMidnight Chopper September 27, 2021

criminal justice oxymoron

The term which states that "criminal justice" are two words which contradict one another.

Justice cannot, and must not be, criminal. To call that academic field CRIMINAL JUSTICE insinuates that the justice is criminal, therefore unfair, in fact, law-breaking. The term CRIMINAL JUSTICE is insane. That's why I call it the "criminal justice oxymoron." Anyone in their right (correct) mind will vote to replace that term with, for example, SOCIAL JUSTICE.

by but for May 4, 2018

Ruthless Asian Criminal (RAC)

Asian (Bloods) Gang from the Hawthorne, Torrance, Gardena area. A group of crystal methheads.

Ruthless Asian Criminal (RAC) loves to smoke meth.

by The former leader July 31, 2011

Criminal Embarrassment

Committing an act that not only makes you look like a total douche bag, but may actually be a crime against humanity.

Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that 2001 CIA video finally released in 2010, where the CIA contributed to the death of innocent Americans, by suggesting the Peruvian Air Force intercept a small plane with American Missionaries inside?"

Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."

Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.

Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?

Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.

Dude 2: TOTALLY!

by DidITweetThat February 12, 2010