Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.

Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019

counter-rage

Raging in order to prevent a drunk from raging and harming other people or property.

James was about to tear the whole fucking house down, but Marty counter-raged and stopped him.

by Curt N. April 14, 2008

Counter-Dibs

The act of reversing a previous "dibs".

John: "Dibs on that piece of pizza"
Emily: "What? No! Counter-Dibs!"

by GoodLuckHaveBatman April 15, 2011

Down Counter

A degenerate computer engineer who uses inferior methods in loop counting.

Man that guy is such a down counter! He starts every loop at the top value.

by timreth May 5, 2023

Counter Snake

When your homie attempts to have intercourse with a women you then come from behind and have intercourse with him.

Jeff countered snaked me when I was Jennifer!
Stop yelling before I counter snake you.

by HAPL April 3, 2022

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

counter-terrorism

(n.) counter-terrorism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to terrorism.

Before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began all the manhole covers in and around the city were welded closed as a counter-terrorism measure.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010