Corking the Bat

using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic

College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!

College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!

by phenomenalphalanx March 5, 2011

cornintheshit

After eating a hardy Thanksgiving meal, the shit thereafter has a corn in it.

(looking at the giant shit in the toilet)
"There is a cornintheshit!"

by Heav Notorious December 26, 2007

Coyning

To be having a great deal of money, but at the same time beinga faggot.

Rythum : Yo bro, hes coyning, I don't know if I should hang out with him.

Ash: Yeah, hes annoying when he's coyning.

by Umerica March 15, 2011

Corking

A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.

A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.

The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.

Example 1
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"

Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

cooning out

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

Cooning/Coon

When a person gets so high/ drunk that they drift to another dimension. Most cases of "cooning" involve one person in the alternate dimension and a group of others trying to control said person. On rare occasions the "coon" needs medical attention, but more times than not, this is not the case.

"Last night I was at Landin's house smoking and Justin started Cooning/Coon all over the place. We tried to calm him down, but his mom came and got him anyway.".

"The more and more we smoked, we slowly started to see him start to Cooning/Coon, it was a disaster."

by I'm Cooning right now! October 15, 2011

corking the bat

dildo insertion into the head of the penis well into the urethra (utilizing a pumping action) for the purpose of sexual gratification.

man, that carzy chick corked my bat something fierce. I cannot urinate with ease at the moment.

by david baas June 24, 2003