Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

cordabito

A small, yet plump, black house cat.

marlito cordabito is talking to mister moof!

by Maryjane October 17, 2003

cord thief

One who "mistakenly" takes USB and power cords from another person because they have misplaced their own.

Lanny - "Hey Dave, can I use your USB cord for your portable scanner?"

Dave - "Sure Lanny, but I want it back because I've heard that you are a cord thief."
Lanny - "You're a douche bag."

by DiggityDitz February 18, 2010

Cord wooding

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked

Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.

by JonnyD5853 June 2, 2015

codsworth

A Mr handy robot and the best companion in fallout 4

Codsworth is so cool. He is a great companion.

by =) goodtimes January 4, 2020

Cards against humanity

the game where you can make fun of the holocaust, and it's ok

cards against humanity is a fun game, just don't play if your jewish.

by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

Cardshit

Slang for card games such as Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon.

Guy 1: I just managed to get hold of this super rare card!
Guy 2: I'm not really into cardshit sorry.

by McDonald'sCorporation April 30, 2021