Austin Conger

A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.

"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"

by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012

dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.

Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.

by The Big Green D November 24, 2013

Anti-coligious

To stereotype, generalize or offend any specific or in-specific religion.
Note: This is often used offensively towards the religion that is targeted. (Example below may be offensive to some).

"Dude, why are there so many muslims in our town...? They might as well bring some Rocket launchers with them."
"Man don't be so anti-coligious."

by NeedForPee February 20, 2015

itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums

some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*

by leeisnotfunny November 6, 2021

call centre conga

What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.

You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.

Zen are the worst ISP ever; they had me doing the call centre conga for weeks.

by ZQT43 March 12, 2014

Configgle-faggle

The act in which your trousers become distressed because of your personal uptightness; when described usually said in an Indian accent.

Joey: Where did my baseball hat go!?
Mom: I don't know. Did you check your bedroom?
Joey: Yes! It's not there. I can't let all my friends see this stupid new haircut!
Mom: Oh, Joey, don't get your trousers in a configgle-faggle. *said in Indian accent* You look adorable!

by Judoismystuff June 23, 2013

congenital brother

Congenital brother is a family member who aquired your DNA after kissing (or making out in any of its forms) an individual who has acquired you "amino acids" via oral sex.

Dany: welcome to the family, you're my new congenital brother
Stefan: ???
Dany: that skank you hooked up with was carrying a mouthful of my genetic code

by bergali September 22, 2010