congressionalism

a belief system wherein human interaction and political structure drive a powerful populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God

Not sure whether they believed in God or not, the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political influence.

by afoundingfather February 19, 2011

Congress

The opposite of progress. A bunch of old, rich, whiney white men who think they know how the female body works. Capable of throwing a tantrum and shutting down the American government at any given moment.

Congress is a huge clusterfuck waiting to happen.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections

Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."

by Assex 776 October 5, 2013

act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

by Kiko July 7, 2004

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Congrats

Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.

Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!

*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!

*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014