A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper March 05, 2007
That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack
Don't be silly wrap ur willy
Condoms are cheaper then diapers
Don't be silly wrap ur willy
Condoms are cheaper then diapers
by nick hoffmann August 31, 2006
Valerie- Kevin totally trashed the party & then after all that, asked 4 my cell #. Raquel- o.m.g Valerie he's just a raging condom.
by raquelin May 08, 2010
There are two definitions:
#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom
#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom
#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom
#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom
For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"
For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"
For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"
by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011
Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2005
by A Bad Man2 November 25, 2010
A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
by kaoke October 17, 2009