Condom Fairy

a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.

girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!

by Simba NCL January 25, 2013

Condom flip stick

A theory where a girl uses a used condom, and places it on an item of choice. Then proceeded to insert up the vagina ending up possibly pregnant as the cum is on the outside of the used condom.

Jessie: I want to get pregnant by John we will make cute babies,
Mandy: I know what you should do, you should do the Condom flip Stick method.
Jessie: wow Mandy that’s amazing, Yippee problem solved.

by Hush child December 15, 2018

Condompenis

Condompenis is basically the penis and the condom kissing

Also meaning KONSTANTINOS who likes swagging and sucking women's pussys

Condompenis just had hardcore sex with Katrina!!!!!!!!

by LEAGUE OF SHINOBIS March 25, 2019

Dahmer Condom

To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.

Bro, I totally gave your mom the Dahmer Condom last night.

by Lou_Brickent IV of the Shire June 7, 2011

saxon condom

A condom fashioned from a freshly skinned rat turned inside out

Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!

by ImmortalMemeLord June 3, 2018

ground condom vibe

A vibe that consists of a kinda grunge kinda emo feel but not too much; Borderline emo

“Did you see that girl’s outfit? With the black hoodie and checked shoes?”

“Yeah man, it gave me ground condom vibes.”

by niallhoranaddicted June 5, 2018

Tinfoil condom

Tinfoil condom, similar to tinfoil hat, is a phrase used when talking about crazy conspiracy theories. Charles "Moist Cr1tikal" white popularized and potentially even created the phrase.

"Jimmy has been reading into those tinfoil condom conspiracy theories on Facebook and now believes cancer was invented by the FBI"

by Thatonekid87 December 18, 2021