Missouri compromise

A mullet

See also Kentucky Waterfall.

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Compare

Ghetto-Slang for Cheating

1. Comparing answers on tests or
homework
2. Playing cards and "comparing" hands while the other person is unaware

by NDP0904 Class @ EIT September 11, 2005

Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Comproof

Someone whose job is to fix computers, but instead spends his time patronizing people and calling himself "God," when he clearly is not. He also buys cars without insurance.

Guy 1: "Comproof I need your help!"
Guy 2: "No don't ask for help he's an asshole."
Comproof: "No I'm God."

by Photo #421513 October 26, 2011

Compromise Game

Not necessarily a curve game. When someone tries to flirt with you and you turn them down sexually, but you still leave opportunity for friendship. You still give them your number or any social media even though you know their intentions.

Sage: Man, I can't trust my girl when she goes out.

Gary: Why bro?
Sage: My girl don't have a curve game, she got a compromise game.
Gary: Oh hell nah bro. DROP HER ASS!

by LityBopCity September 5, 2017

comproment

A compliment that’s a compromise of what you really feel

“My friend looked terrible today but I gave her a comproment and said I liked how her eyes looked”

by acatherine3 November 3, 2017

compromanipulated

when a mutual decision has been made as a result of a compromised manipulation or a manipulated compromise

My wife and I compromanipulated the other day when I wanted to go to the game, but in efforts to keep me home my wife offered to cook me my favorite meal and cozy up to my favorite movie (manipulation) so I decided to stay home instead (compromise).

by LBRocker February 4, 2018