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Cambodian arm-wrestling

" Cambodian Arm Wrestling"

One of the more ancient hand to hand form of combat dating from the Golden Cambodian era, it is believed to have formed around the years of 952-1056 b.c. Carbon dating of artifacts depicting this rigorous form of what is believed to be a type of "martial art's" cannot be proved to a certain date. It has been passed through many Generations with stories of great heroes who have fallen and proved victorious through-out the many years. Heroes such as "Chann Ancaly," "Ponlok Reach,"and the most famous "Visothirith Sokhanya."

-Fighting style-

With most martial art's there are specific body parts and forms of footwork involved, luckily this is one of the more easy or basic fighting styles. In order to become a Champion "Cambodian Arm-wrester" you need to master a psychological grasp on yourself which comes in very handy and takes years to master. Some battles have been known to last hours or days until contestants become raw or there arms grow tired. Foot work does not matter a whole bunch unless you want to cut off blood circulation to your "Penis" it mostly involves your better arm, preferably your right arm, due to certain laws and changes to make it more fair they allow left handed people to participate.

-Getting into battle-

In order to begin; choose an opponent wisely, once you have chosen one, flap your wings vigorously and strut like a chicken to try to intimidate him. (Chickens are among one of there sacred animals such as the dog so they try to mimic/worship each one). If he does not reside from battle you will race to unbutton your pants as fast as you can to gain a lead. Jump towards him and plant your feet strong for it may last a while, Grasp his penis in your good arm and begin to work your hand up and down his "Cock" (I.e. Cambodians prefer to call there "penis" a cock because of the chicken analogy) The faster you can move the better, some men can reach up to 7 strokes per-second. In order to become victorious you must make your opponent ejaculate before you can them gather the semen in your hand and slap him in the face leaving a white mess of ooze, If you can pull that off while leaving a red hand-print on him from the slap he will suffer the most embarrassment and be shunned by his people. Some people believe this "sport" to be degrading while others believe in sticking to tradition to preserve there culture, in the end no one really wins or loses, But in there minds they almost always win.
" Becoming a Cambodian arm-wrestling champions is of the highest honor and title in Cambodia"
by Nianininajarr January 12, 2008
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Cambodian Butt Nectar

The Sweetest Most Delish Tasting Ass Juice From A Young Cambodian, The Best is When It's Freshly Squeezed (also the hardest to find, unless you have a juicer and squeeze it yourself) A Rare Treat, Best Served Chilled with a Splash of Lime
by Nectar Swayho June 12, 2009
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cambodian cheeseburger

a cambodian cheeseburger is an acient sexual act. this act consists of placing the males testicals into a bloody mule skull, then the testicles are placed in the female (or males, for a male cambodian cheeseburger search cambodian vegan burger) asshole, then, placed in the girls mouth. the girl is then executed.
i gave her a cambodian cheeseburger. she died peacefully.
by mrcambodiacheeze March 28, 2009
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Cambodian arm wrestling

A form of arm wrestling where two men strip and beat each-other off. The winner in the one who makes his opponent ejaculate first (No one really loses in the end though.
"Hey wanna do some cambodian arm wrestling, i hear you cant lose!"
by jsjjagduwhfdf December 25, 2007
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cambodian meat hook

The act of holding up a woman with any amount of fingers in the rectum like a hook, whilst fucking her vaginally from the front.
This bitch actually let me preform the cambodian meat hook.
by electricpainter September 15, 2009
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cambodian

a person from asia, nice people actually they look a lot like FILIPINO's except buddhist and speak french they are from south east asia and are darkskinned, if u see a cambodian he will look a lot like a filipino but not.
white kid- hey you r u filipino

cambodian kid- no im cambodian, but i get that a lot!

white kid- they look a lot alike though!

cambodian kid- yeah i know
by ExCLuSiVE AZn February 10, 2009
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cambodian milk-shake

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.
Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.
by leddynamite May 7, 2007
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