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columbian shotgun

When you blow cocaine into a woman's butt-hole, and she farts a cocaine cloud into your nose.
I was blowing cocaine into a stripper's butt-hole when I received my first 'Columbian Shotgun', much to my surprise.

Columbiana middle school 

Columbiana middle school is a stupid school with bitches and many hoes. A lot of drama happens their. Especially stupid drama. If you go to this school you will probably get made fun of a lot. You will also get offered vapes or juuls. Many of the kids are rednecks and preppy kids. Also, don’t get on the principals nerves.
Person 1: what’s columbiana middle school
Person 2: a middle school with stupid kids and drama
Person 1: ohhhh okay, I’m not going their.
Columbiana middle school by Billy65 December 10, 2018

Columbia Heights Breakfast 

A "Columbia Heights Breakfast" is when you break two eggs on her tittays, and attempt to scramble them with your chorizo sausage
Last night I brought a chic to my apartment, we fooled around, and in the morning I made her a Columbia Heights Breakfast. Them tits was amazing

Columbian Stiffy

When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.
Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?
Me: In the back to the left.
Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!
Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

columbian necktie 

Taking a knife to someones throat high enough up to be able to pull the tongue back down through it, ie, a tongue necktie.
That mother f*er done me wrong, give em a columbian necktie.

Columbused 

:Something took from you unwillingly, Then Claimed for the victors
Damn Dude, i hella got columbused Last weekend!
Columbused by Pmontoya October 10, 2011