Colonel's buttery spread 

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.

Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.

Colonel's buttery spread by Erric Todd January 20, 2009

colonel sanders

the act of grabbing a woman's arms and pulling them into a chicken wing shape and then having sex

I gave Jenny a colonel sanders last night and I think that I broke her arm

colonel sanders by zackattack98 November 29, 2011

Colonel Power 

Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.

"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"

Colonel Power by Barry G. April 4, 2004

colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

colonel sanders by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009

Colonel Coma 

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

Colonel Coma by samuwool November 13, 2011

Colonel Clammy 

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

Colonel Clammy by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

colonel shitcock 

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

colonel shitcock by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014