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bill clinton

1. 42nd president of the United States. Bill Clinton Ushered in the Age of the "world wide web" and was the first US president to send an Email (March 1993).

2. Although famous for a sex scandal that included oral sex among other acts with several secretaries, Clinton accomplished several tasks, for which he was either hated or loved, depending on the party.

3. Bill Clinton Waged rather successfully two Wars, Bosnia and Kosovo, which like Reagan, no one remembers. He managed to save thousands of American lives by using the Star Wars strategy of Ronald Reagan.

4. Clinton was the first U.S. president to allow Gays in the Military with his "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in the 1990s.

5. Clinton was elected shortly after an Appearance on the Arsenio Hall show, where he played a Saxaphone on live Television.

6. Clinton's Vice President Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet, and the Environment, but he was only half right. (See Al Gore).

7. Clinton fired Janet Reno for suggesting masterbation be made socially acceptable and taught in schools.
"When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale."

"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth."

"'We're not inflicting pain on these fuckers,' Clinton said, softly at first. 'When people kill us, they should be killed in greater numbers.'
by Noire January 14, 2005
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bill clinton

bill clinton is hands down the worlds biggest pimp
by deadprez92 January 20, 2007
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clintonspeak

v. to say many seemingly intelligent and thoughtful things in order to shut people up and get them off your back long enough to concoct yet another set of seemingly intelligent and thoughtful things for when they realise that what you said before really wasn't anything more than fluff.
(If asked about why you signed NAFTA and sent thousands of jobs and billions of dollars to Mexico...) "I feel your pain, but Americans are can-do people. We never give up, and we persevere and overcome obstacles and challenges... blah blah blah."

(If asked the difference between your outright dismissal and decrying of allegations of perjury, fraud, conspiracy and evidence tampering against you, your wife and several in your administration as 'baseless' and your insistance that allegations of possible other allegations of appearances of impropriety by staffers of your political opponents be investigated by the Justice Department, The FEC and a special prosecutor...) "It's not the evidence but the seriousness of the charge that we must consider. The attacks on me and those close to me were merely partisan snipes at my character, but these allegations might genuinely be serious. They need to be investigated, for the benefit of all concerned."
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clintonian

Someone who uses a position of power to gain sexual favors from subordinates. Basically, a sexual fiend who uses the fear of firing, or the promise of career gain, in order to receive favorable benefits. --Derived from President Bill Clinton
"Richard seduced that new intern at the Christmas party and got a hj in the janitors closet."

"Wow our CEO has no shame, that's such a clintonian move."

*Richard Walks in*
"I did not have sex with that woman!"
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Someone who Leaks emails and losses in presidential elections.
I'm gonna leak my email and then run for president and lose I'm gonna hillary Clinton today
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017
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Clinton

Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.
1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.

2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
by quaoar April 21, 2006
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Hillary Clinton

Most caring, strong, powerful, understanding ,smat, qual. and beautiful woman runnig for president.
She had got a good heart and a place for blacks, gays, latinos, women just for everyone who didn't hurt somebody....It is a shame that america is full of racists and sexist bc otherwise they'd have the best president ever. @hillaryclinton.fanpage on insta
Did u see that beautiful badass in a jumpsiut?
Must have been Hillary Clinton!
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