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colinize

1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.

2. To spread an STD.

WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?

Person B: He's trying to Colinize.

Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....
by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012
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colin

is a fat piece of shit that no one likes i the whole word kill your self Colin.
colin is fat
by dearman February 12, 2018
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Colin

Colin is a great guy; often shy and mysterious at first but once you get to know him he is a Fun, loving guy. He loves to play piano and saxophone. He has blue eyes and often brown hair. He likes to dress well, especially for the ladies. Speaking of ladies, Colin has his way with women, he is able to seduce them with his large penis and selection of dress shirts. He sleeps with a different woman every night and offers them their very own dress shirt when they leave. He never runs out of women as almost anyone would be willing to sleep with him; but don't let the stereotype mislead you. Colins are the most caring and responsible guy around. In fact he is so well liked that everyone considers him their dictator. ;)
" Colin is so hot, I wish he would be my dictator and give me one of his sexy dress shirts once he's had his way with me."
by njueyvfw4 vi4vy December 5, 2017
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Colin

The thickest black nigga of them all he loves Sebo and Cruz but Sebo is better Bc I can’t trust a sexy Mexican he is also hot as and he will do anything if someone says no balls
Colin:A daddy that is thic
by DAYYDYYT February 15, 2019
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Colin

Drrrrrr. Drrrr I’m colin
I’m colin. DRRRRRRR
by Market dude May 21, 2019
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colin

a tall tree-like buddy who is a loyal friend and a queen but not gay. They can be rlly loud at times but are the happiness you need.
my best friend is a colin!
by urfriendlyhoe May 3, 2018
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Colin

An insufferable douche nugget that cups the balls at every opportunity. Synonymous with the following terms:

Fudge-packer
Nancy
Shim
Peasant
Console Gaming queer bait
Momma's boy

Often asked why the best part of him is still rolling down his daddy's leg.

You get the point
You knew it was Colin, when you heard his head hitting the bottom of the desk if your boss's office.
by DaCheeseBruh August 3, 2017
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