Coldplayed

A play on words and reference to the band coldplays hit song “fix you.”

The classic scenario of someone trying to fix their partner in a relationship just to get played and hurt in the process.

Damn bro, I thought you knew better then to try and fix a bitch.

You coldplayed yourself.

He thinks he’s going to get that girl to love him but he’s Coldplaying himself.

by anomolous December 22, 2023

Coldplayed

(V.) To be seen in the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong person.

That CEO and CPO got Coldplayed on the Kiss Cam at the concert.

by Colomark July 20, 2025

Coldplayed

To be seen at the wrong place at the wrong time.

That CEO was coldplayed when he got caught on the kisscam.

by lewy_lewy July 23, 2025

Coldplayed

To have one’s scandal exposed on a large scale by coincidence or accident, particularly a love affair displayed on a Jumbotron of a concert or sports event, etc.

Andy and Kristen got coldplayed at the Coldplay concert, immediately stopped cuddling, and went into hiding.

by iSuedeo July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Cheating on your significant other

My sister dumped her husband because she discovered he’d been Coldplaying with his coworker.

by Fred Ledger July 27, 2025

coldplay

verb
To get busted on the jumbotron mid•concert while getting cozy with someone who's definitely not your spouse. Also
applies to sports events.

Andy and his HR executive got coldplayed last night; he tried to duck, but it was too late: the crowd was impressed by how shy they looked.

by Antunísio July 19, 2025

Coldplay

When the prostitute mugs you after having sex and you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar last night totally coldplayed me.

by Oonigooni July 29, 2025