coincidencialism 

the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.

coincidencialism is believing that everything that happens are just coincidences.

coincidencialism by coincidencial man October 2, 2009

coin personality

A person who is like a coin. 50/50. 50% of the time they're really cool and enjoyable to be around, 50% of the time they're the most insufferable human being ever to walk the planet.

Bob: Hey guys, I brought a pizza and gifts for everyone!
Everyone: Woo hoo!
--The Next Day--
Jim: Hey Bob, what's up dude?
Bob: My foot will be up your ass in 10 seconds if you don't get out of my sight right now.
Jim: Talk about a coin personality...

coin personality by Palutena July 6, 2016

cainsboyfriends 

cainsboyfriend is a group account of the coolest people ever!! who are jocelyn, rey, ellis and ray!! (jocelyns the coolest one btw) rey first posted on the account on June 17th 2021 which was not too long ago but theyve all made a ton of posts in that short time! their posts are all super fun and interesting. go follow them now so they reach 500 followers, or even better become their mutual its a great experience!!

cainsboyfriends are the coolest people youll ever meet!!

cainsboyfriends by flowerypenis July 7, 2021

Bare Coinage 

Having a lot of shrapnel in the form of money, usually in your wallet/pockets.

(At train station)

"Hey niqquers"
"Sup Norbit"
"How much is the train ticket when using these machines?"
"Err usually about £1.20"
"Dayum thats so bad I only have Bare Dolla!"
"Ah unlucky mate, looks like you're gunna gain Bare Coinage."

Bare Coinage by bEN jARED mACFARLANE fREEMAN May 13, 2010

Truck Coin

A truck coin is a term for a cheap low score girl that you can use as coinage when bargaining with a trucker.

1: "I got truck coin last night"
2: "Disgusting"

You: "I'll trade you this truck coin for a ride to Berlin"
Trucker: "Tell her to lube up and go sit in the back"

Truck Coin by chicken rubber November 24, 2010

Coinbase 

Theory - an online cryptocurrency exchange that allows you to exchange fiat for cryptos such as bitcoin, ethereum, litecoin.

Reality - thieving bandits that switch site access on and off as when they please, no customer support, raping people for margin and stealing their assets (see eth flashcrash of June 2016). Treating their customers like pieces of sh**, transactions pending for weeks on end, locked out of accounts for no reason, funds mysteriously disappearing, IMPOSSIBLE to log in when there is any volatility

Oh look, ETH just dropped 0.0000001%, now would be a good time to buy... let me log in to my coinbase account anddd....

COINBASE:

"Service Unavailable"

Coinbase is currently down for maintenance. Please try again later or see our status page for more information.

"Fuck you coinbase"

Coinbase by cryptojunkie June 22, 2017

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

More chins than a Chinese phone book by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007