Cocknition

Derived from the word cognition, cocknition means to suck knowledge up through your penis.

Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?

Catherine: I have good cocknition.

Riley: aye u gotta cock?

by ItsRec March 26, 2021

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Cognitive dissonance

A term used by assholes on the internet who try to sound smarter then they really are, without knowing what it actually means

“Wear a mask”

“Oh no I don’t think I shall, you must have cognitive dissonance”

by Cakeboy327 December 6, 2020

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cognitive bulimia

the phenomenon of your mind immediately purging itself of something that it no longer has need of.

Curt: I was trying to help my 10 year old with his homework yesterday and I completely freaking forgot how to multiply fractions.
Rod: Yeah, I know what you mean, I had to take a Philosophy course in college, and the minute it was over....bang....cognitive bulimia....without even realizing it I forgot everything I spent a semester memorizing.

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

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cogniteering

A person who specializes in the process of thought in an engineered and organized way such as to bring about realization of thought into a tangible form, process, or basic understanding.

The cogniteer was able to dissect the situation down to it's essence so everyone understood what happened. He specializes in cogniteering solutions.

by smith gregory May 1, 2010

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cognitive whiplash

the concussive effect of the violent mental jerking produced in a listener/reader by the proximal presentation of two wildly incongruous thoughts, ideas, or statements.

"Listening to Herman Cain opine on both soul food and foreign policy left me with a serious case of cognitive whiplash."

by Paper Tiger March 16, 2012

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