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tik cocker

A male that only posts suggestive videos of his dick on TikTok to solicit clicks to his twitter and OF.
“Have you seen that one dude Jack the Lad on TikTok”

“Yeah, he’s a Tik Cocker”
by NotRobbin July 25, 2023
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Cocker

When your still a small child and don’t want to lose all your innocence and don’t want to say cock so you say cocker
I looked out the window and I say that the bird had a huge cocker
by Sister cam November 10, 2018
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cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.
1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.
by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024
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Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.
She queef-cocker’d me last night
by PoisedPilot May 17, 2018
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Uber Cocker

(noun)

Also Über Cocker

A portmanteau of “über” (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and “alter cocker” (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally “old defecator”). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.

An Über Cocker isn’t just old—he’s mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses “über” in its original sense—leaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.

Etymology:
From über (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
– “My uncle Saul’s an Uber Cocker—he argues with the GPS and wins.”
– “Don’t tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; he’s been doing it since before espresso was ironic.”
– “Gen Z thinks he’s talking about ridesharing, but no—he’s an Uber Cocker from way back.”
– “My dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was über before Uber existed. Total Über Cocker.”
– “You can’t win an argument with an Über Cocker—he’s been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.”
– “When an Über Cocker says ‘back in my day,’ time itself sighs.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
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Foot cocker

A guy who can masturbate with their feet.
Did you hear?

Hear what?

Person A's a fucking foot cocker!!!

OMG! NO WAY! THEY PROBABLY HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
by Batsy July 17, 2017
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pharoah cocker

When you cover your genitals with sand and make your partner lick it up and spit it to the side.
Man 1:Man, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup last night.
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a Pharoah Cocker
Man 1:Cool
by BrebBrob April 5, 2020
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