Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015

Clowncel

A subset of the “incel” community that is obsessed with all things clowns—-the Joker, Insane Clown Posse, Bozo, Pennywise, Puddles Pity Party, etc.

Last night I went to see the new film Joker and I didn’t get shot by any clowncels.

by Ohthisisthebadplace October 5, 2019

Clown University

The highest place of education for anyone who has the possibility to be a clown

Person 1: OMG I GOT INTO CLOWN UNIVERSITY

Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.

Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!

by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022

Clownal

Being of a clown or possessing the behavior/actions of a clown.

Badey's clownal behavior is starting to infuriate me.

by Coop 4 April 7, 2023

Dyke Clown

A skinny, short spiked hair liberal,(male or female) who cares more about the environment and the Ozone than they do about anything else. This person more than likely voted for Hillary Clinton.

Yo dawg , I just caught that Dyke Clown Sandy with the frosted tips, pleasing her snatch with a maple leaf, in her hybrid.

by Rat Domd888inguezRAy Dominguez May 11, 2017