Clogston

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.

clogger western mass clogston

by Doodieballss March 31, 2009

Clooney it

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

by CorpSE August 26, 2013

Clois

Beautiful, funny, super caring, protective, Always seen smiling, Will make your day with her beautiful smile, she loves dogs , Never hurt her , her heart won't take anymore pain, has the cutest, sweetest, craziest laugh , You will always love her more than any girl, You will never forget the fun memories you had with her, She always forgives, She gets jelly easily, but you don't care , you know she only cares about you, You will end up hurting her and breaking her heart so many times, but she will always forgive, she is terrified by spiders, She is always pushing you to do your best and to be determined , She will motivate you to do your best in everything . She is the girl of your dreams, You will want her forever and ever, never loose sight in what you have with her, because you can lose it to stupid choices you make......

Clois will always be the special girl , you will want with you in your life, by your side forever

by Cloey_Clois March 31, 2015

clooberg

To be a seeker of attention and Soically awkward at the same time.

Did You see that clooberg over there

No that’s Jake

by Alexhiggins 12 June 20, 2018

Clogstrophobia

An internal fear of clogging someone else's toilet.

Rachael was diagnosed with clogstrophobia when she plugged her best friends toilet unintentionally at a fancy dinner party.

by Theman123 April 27, 2019

Clookie

The action is which you are looking for a cookie, whether you are looking to steal a cookie, or find your lost cookie, it’s considered clooking when you are looking for a cookie. Typically a name you call someone who has lost there cookie, and are looking for it.

Jon: where have you been all day

Naruto: I’ve been a clookie all day

by Walking_slushee December 31, 2020

wikipedia choose your own adventure

Noun. When you find a concept that a person who is brilliant wrote, that you don't understand. You open the wikipedia article about that concept, and open tabs in your browser for all of the links in that wikipedia article that you also don't understand. Eventually, you have 25 tabs open and you hit the terminal point where you understand, then you work your way backwards through the other 24 tabs until you understand it all. Choose your own adventure books were books that had many possible endings depending on the pages you chose. They were entertainment circa 1985.

How does MD5 hashing work? It uses one way functions...How do one way functions work? Uh oh, time for a wikipedia choose your own adventure.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017