A name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.
Peabody: "Hey Gus I just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?'
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"
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Get the asshole cement mug.When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.
Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!
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A boy who is very stubborn and hard headed, many people will tell rumors about him and make him seem bad, and not good relationship material, but once you get to know him he is completely opposite. He is tough on the outside and teddy bear on the inside. Is very sweet and nice, but if you get on his wrong side he will kick your ass.
Normally has big brown eyes and a beautiful smile.
Normally has big brown eyes and a beautiful smile.
by YoMamma97 January 1, 2012
Get the Colemen mug.A sex move, especially popular in the south, where a girl holds a mouthful of hot grits in her mouth while performing oral sex on a guy.
My girl did the cement mixer on me last night, but she cooked the grits too long and scalded my penis.
by whodoneit March 10, 2010
Get the cement mixer mug.Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...
I received Clements Disease.”
I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018
Get the Clements Disease mug.A person who gets very horny when he sees a whale shark . He has a whale shark sex doll at home that he have sex with it everyday and he also lick his whale shark dolls . Most importantly he watchs Jake Paul and Logan Paul.
by Brack Obama November 25, 2019
Get the Clement Yeung mug.Clémence is a very intelligent person even if she has a dark side. She's a good listener and she is very funny (obv). She can be mean and sadistic (in particular when people fall) but she always wants her friends to be happy in their life ! She's used to make fun of her friends' crushes (example: someone who have a high-pitched voice like Élodie Costa).
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