clegged

To be so drunk that you cannot make coherent sentences and revert back to a toddler-like mentality and you create a bulldozing tornado effect on everything. Clegged is never an understatement.

Dude I'm gonna get so clegged tonight.

I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged

by djrequest March 18, 2011

Cleetus

A person who is one of your run-of-the-mill hicks but occasionally likes to fuck alligators

Bro, you are literally being a straight up cleetus.

by cringycow1533 March 27, 2020

cleedy

Clingy + Needy
Like, annoyingly so.

Why are you being so cleedy? You're getting annoying.

My cleedy girlfriend just won't leave me alone.

by Cleedy Boy October 5, 2010

Cleef

To observe in a silently cool, menacing fashion; to creep or lurk in the way of western film actor Lee Van Cleef.

"That guy behind the counter was totally Cleefin' you."
"I made one joke, and the whole room starts Cleefing."
"No reason to Cleef, chief. I'm just making a sandwich!"

by poinsonousascancer March 10, 2018

Yeetus Cleeetus

When u nut in yourself so hard your leg goes numb

I think John just had a yeetus cleeetus

by mrkrabs420 November 16, 2018

cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006

Yeetus cleetus

What a woman shouts before delivering her orgasm onto a males penis.

Her: It's coming
Dude: OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
HER: Yeetus cleetus

by P.B.B. December 10, 2019