Claboty

The most excessive thing possible, mainly something that is excessive in an annoying way. completely out of hand, or something mom would say.

Wow your teeth are really big, how claboty of you.
that girl has super bad clabots
i think that you are just being super claboty right now

by yogg February 3, 2009

clapodile

A seductive girl you hook up on a whim whom gives you chlamydia, just like a crocodile sneaking up on you with its dangerous jaws.

That girl was a clapodile and she has sex with literally anyone. Gave my friend the clap, the poor guy. I think she has BPD.

by Tingle Likes Rupees March 1, 2018

Calzone

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes the man-goo out onto his chest, not unlike squeezing a cheese calzone.

That bitch got so mad when I came in her that she calzoned me.

by D-Lav December 10, 2007

German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.

Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?

by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009

Claron

A black person.

Claron is so dark, I can't see him at night.

by ecyrblim November 11, 2011

Clao

(N)1.The hair in your ass. (V)2. To clean someones ass. (Adj) (Claoy)3. Ass smelling

1)You look like a clao. 2)Could you please clao for me? 3) Dude! You smell so claoy, it smells like a donkey shit on you.

by Notxarb Ninivanes December 30, 2011

Clamorehha

The art of getting gonorehha and clamidia at the same time from a variety of women or men....if that whats you like....ie blondes, redheads, brunettes

Dallas got Clamorehha from 2 blondes or a redhead at work....hes so fucked

by Thepile December 25, 2007