Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."
I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!
by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009
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He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.
by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006
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Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash October 7, 2008
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I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
Get the Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer mug.1) uncomfortably closed or hemmed in;
2) suffering from claustrophobia; abnormally afraid of closed-in places.
2) suffering from claustrophobia; abnormally afraid of closed-in places.
by Kam Santiago July 18, 2006
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My new home is located in the heart of claustroburbia, I can almost reach out and use the soap in my neighbour's bathroom.
by Nicky Jurd January 1, 2009
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