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Mormon Clause

Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."
I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!
by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009
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Santa Clause

Incorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles.
'The Santa Clause' is a film starring Tim Allen.
by schooby September 13, 2008
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Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.
"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."
by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006
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Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash October 7, 2008
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Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
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claustrophobic

1) uncomfortably closed or hemmed in;
2) suffering from claustrophobia; abnormally afraid of closed-in places.
Stay away from that claustrophobic cramped alley!
by Kam Santiago July 18, 2006
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claustroburbia

A high-density housing suburb. Typically housing the low socio-economic demographic, but also seen in newer housing suburb developments looking to maximize land use.
My new home is located in the heart of claustroburbia, I can almost reach out and use the soap in my neighbour's bathroom.
by Nicky Jurd January 1, 2009
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