clam bag Share definition Flag when a female slips her vagina over an unsuspecting nose or passed out person. Opposite of T-Bag Mazgaj had too much to drink and passed out so Bertha gave him a Clam Bag clam bag by RobertoD June 11, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the clam bag mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch