drum-circle jerk 

A thoughtless and generally narcissistic freestyle musician that frequents parties with the soul intent of hijacking the gathered crowd for his own need of an admiring audience. Typically, the musician will arrive with an instrument (drum, accoustic guitar, or didgeridoo) in hand, find the most densely populated area of the party, and proceed to play, despite the activities or interest of the people around him. Often, they will play with their eyes closed and conveniently ignore the jeers and looks of disapproval. Other musicians may be invited to play, but will quickly find themselves challenged by technique or speed in order to establish the better musician.

He started playing his drums in the middle of the living room, with complete disregard for the people that were chatting and enjoying each others company. I will never invite that drum-circle jerk to a party again!

drum-circle jerk by Sailor Lady September 30, 2009

Gatling Gun Circle Jerk

An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.

"Sorry, I'm busy this weekend, the boys and I are planing to have a Gatling Gun Circle Jerk."

Gatling Gun Circle Jerk by A Very Concerned Avocado April 3, 2020

getting the circle jerk 

The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.

I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!

I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!

getting the circle jerk by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010

Google circle jerk 

A circle jerk that occurs in a Google+ huddle.

Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.

Google circle jerk by weyus July 22, 2011

Google Circle Jerk 

Self-congratulatory discussions on Google+ where one's reputation as a social media expert is praised by countless wannabes.

Chris Brogan's stream update was quite the Google Circle Jerk last night.

Google Circle Jerk by JDailey July 24, 2011

Virtual Circle Jerk

Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.

To All Employees,

Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.

-HR

Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"

Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."

Virtual Circle Jerk by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017

Discord circle jerk 

(made by someone) a Discord server where a group of friends (of that someone) and mutuals, who are dependent on eachothers' company and entertainment, congregate in the same channel of that server, especially after a long day of mental/social labor (school/work).

A$AP Rocky: This is the best Discord circlejerk I've ever been in. Y'all whilin'?

Joe Biden: Yes, we are certainly, wildin' out and you can invite your friends to join our Discord circle jerk!

Discord circle jerk by GookSoup April 21, 2018