A person who owns a ZX Spectrum computer, therefore they are your friend. Coined by Your Sinclair magazine I believe.
One of my spec-chums lent me a copy of Rainbow Islands for my speccy. It's crap in a funky skillo kind of way.
by chird September 10, 2003

"She thought she was going to fart, but ended up chumming the line in front of the whole pool party."
by Jinx The Pirate July 3, 2018

by buttgum July 8, 2023

A derogatory term. An insult. A combination of the word "chum" which is bloddy fish guts used to attract sharks. And the word "nuts" which means testicles.
by Dan Ram June 25, 2005

by Cole B. November 8, 2007

The resulting fuck stain left by a friend when he or she comes over to your home and bangs some skeezer or wanker in your bed or on your couch.
by Hugh Jweener October 12, 2008

While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath and watching them float.
Jervis got home from school and decided to take a bath. After entering the tub, he decided to get himself off and started Chumming the Bathwater.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
