Had blonde hair when born (but like you know that white person thing where it gets darker later? YEah.), blue eyes, hourglass figure, skater boy, femme tomboy, artist, can never find her name in like those little gift shops with the license plates, has an uncle, suspiciously knows like 10 people born on July 14, was compared to a charleston chew that one time (shoutout to Andrew K. Paschen), a little gay (but only a little bit), homophobic, internalized oppression, has gay little friends, achondroplasiophobic, eat hot chip be bisexual, doesn’t appreciate cinema, can schmoove.
She doesn’t have anything in the urban dict cause shes so special EVERYONE wants to be her. Skater boy and all. She’s beautiful, poetic, resembles Marx and Brad Pitt at the same time (have you ever seen them in the same place????) Was married to Angelina Jolie or idk if that was the other way around. Anyways I love you baby girl this is for you and all the Chrysty’s out there who don’t have definitions of like 10 billion people who want to fuck you like real bad it’s actually,, kinda weird but anyways
She doesn’t have anything in the urban dict cause shes so special EVERYONE wants to be her. Skater boy and all. She’s beautiful, poetic, resembles Marx and Brad Pitt at the same time (have you ever seen them in the same place????) Was married to Angelina Jolie or idk if that was the other way around. Anyways I love you baby girl this is for you and all the Chrysty’s out there who don’t have definitions of like 10 billion people who want to fuck you like real bad it’s actually,, kinda weird but anyways
Chrysty is the ultimate heartthrob
by Tennessee Charleston chews May 23, 2022
Get the Chrysty mug.Christy is a beautiful person on the inside and out but she doesnt think she is pretty, she thinks she very ugly. She is very humble and caring, she cares for her friends more than herself and helps her family and friends as much as she can. She has great friends and she is always there for them but most of them have been separated from her. She is very insecure while as she lives her family makes it worse, she ends up not talking to them and care for her friends more, her life is full if drama. She is very supportive and does not care for herself, you really need a friend like Christy. Shes very fun and makes sad into a funny happy situation. Shes trustworthy and cares a lot for you, but doesnt show it. Her love life and relationship with her family is ruined and she hates herself but pretends like she okay but shes not, Her love life is very sad because she does not tell anyone about the person but then someone she knows likes them but she is supportive so she gives them their happily ever after while she tries to support and protect her friends. She feels like she is hated by everyone and feels like they talk behind her back. She has black and brownish hair and dark briwn eyes. Dont ever let her go. She would kill herself. She acts tough but cries, she is very miserable but hides it all with a smile, she hides all her pain and acts like everythings okay. You need her as much as she needs you.
by Anna._.513 November 22, 2018
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To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009
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by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010
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by monkeehumper69 November 21, 2010
Get the Crusty Michael mug.A friendly, chatty and easygoing girl who is SUPER nice to everyone.Everyone wants to be friends with her ‘cause she’s so much fun.Christy likes people but when she needs to deal with a problem,she prefer to keep it to herself.She doesn’t need to look like a model or have a flawless face to make people like her,she just need to be herself and yet a lot of people get attracted to her and don’t want to let her go.Christy is a good friend and will always stand by you no matter what.She is straightforward and blunt sometimes and might sometimes offend you,but just ignore it.She’s a good friend,after all.
Christy is a super good friend who can cheer you up and make you feel superimportant.Once you have her as your friend,do not DO NOT DOOOOOOONOOOOOOT let her go.
by The devil herself 😈 November 1, 2019
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by COnDoMTEnt January 24, 2016
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