Christopher Sturniolo 

Christopher Sturniolo is charming, funny, handsome, and just overall a kind soul. He's a very loving and caring person.

person 1: Man, I wish girls would want me.

person 2: no one can get any girls because Christopher Sturniolo exists!

Christopher Sturniolo by roskvlls June 16, 2023

Christopath 

A christian fanatic who tries enforce their archaic and unhealthy beliefs on the rest of society, to its detriment. As an example, the belief that marital rape doesn't exist because women should submit to their husbands in marriage in all ways, or the belief that homosexuals are evil and should be treated badly. (And yes, I grew up with both of these beliefs generally accepted in rural Iowa 50 years ago).

The Christopath longed for the good old days in America when there weren't any homosexuals and women had as many babies as God wanted them to.

Christopath by Had_Enough_37 April 20, 2020

Christipalin

- noun

A term that born-again pentocostal christians use to describe their religion out of fear that saying they are a born-again pentocostal will hurt their political career.

"Let's go into that Christipalin church, and pray that raped women don't get abortions."

"Let's go into that Christipalin church, and perform an exorcism on a gay."

"I believe in Christipalin-ity, and 2,000 years ago people road their dinosaurs to church."

Christipalin by Sparkle Awesomnator July 10, 2009

Chrisopi 

Originating from the Greek term for "An unfillable container for ouzo and cigarettes"

A vain, loud gorgon with the body of one of the most disturbing deities this side of a bad acid-trip, (think of something like Cthulhu, but worse and you would be close)

Lights up the room when she enters, although that's probably from the ignition of excess ouzo fumes.

Frequently used to describe the carnage caused by the more rowdy parties in the seedier parts of town.

Steve had that seedy look about him, worthy of the 'Chrisopi' on a bad day.

Chrisopi by monkey on a trip February 7, 2010

Christhoper 

Christhoper is a handsome man with a brave heart to follow his dreams.

Christhoper became an artist.

Christhoper by Sunoobb June 8, 2021

Christopher 

The sweetest, HOTTEST, funniest man you will ever meet. Christopher has the most beautiful eyes in the entire world. He is very talented and very smart. He takes good care of himself and everyone around him. Sometimes he seems like a knob, but he has the biggest heart in the whole world. He is romantic, thoughtful, and super sexy.
If you do not feed him every three hours he may get a little cranky. Just feed him ketchup and he will be wonderful again!

Christopher is my soul-mate.

I love Chris!

Christopher by chickachickachicka April 8, 2012

ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah

The Ultimate Winter Fusion Holiday
It's Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa all rolled into one
This Holiday is useful for a family of many different religions (I can't imagine why but this is a good contingency plan for those of you not married, engaged, or met your significant other yet) It lasts 16 days, One for Christmas, Eight for Hanukkah, and Six for Kwanzaa

"I hope I get that book I wanted for Christmas, what did you ask for?"
"I exactly celebrate Christmas, I celebrate ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah. It's 16 days long!"

ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah by Quinn Chun and Chris Mooney December 15, 2008