CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.
Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head
Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head
Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!
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1- "Ladies welcome to our Chode-Abode, please kick your shoes off and make yourselves at home."
2- "Yo, these Bitches be straight trippin tryin to decorate our Chode-Abode thinkin they own the place!"
2- "Yo, these Bitches be straight trippin tryin to decorate our Chode-Abode thinkin they own the place!"
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Person2: your a Chode Rat you know that
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