chia

chia is a genuine person, she's a little bit gay but hey, she's always going to have your back.

"hey I've met a pretty person"
"bet her name's chia"
"yeah!"

by gottaloveglue December 16, 2021

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021

chia waaa

Angry, somehwat portly fellow who is fond of playing the cello and working for the school's history club; has longstanding rivalry with noks

Is this even necessary?

by sedaris March 31, 2005

Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025

chia pet pussy

Something you have never had

YOU AINT NEVER HAD KNOW CHIA PET PUSSY WHAY THE HELL YOU JUST MAKING A MESS!!

by skibidididdy445 January 16, 2025

Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

Chia

My friend’s fat ass cat

“That cat is fat asf”
“Yeah it’s Chia”

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023