Chia

Chia's are your typical girl-next-door. A little weird and really pretty, she can be a bit naive sometimes and people tend to take advantage of her because she's super-adorable, unaware that she bites when crossed.

She's highly empathic but can also be a little aloof. Walks around with a resting bitch face but when she smiles oh boy, it lights up her entire face like a chandelier.

Person 1: "Did you see Chia last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she gave me a 10-second hug and a weed brownie and then I didn't see her again."
Person 1: "I always feel so good around her and I can't explain why."

by BadBadBaby April 18, 2019

chia-moment

A moment where someone is clowning / doing something wrong and thinks that it is correct.

Chia: Sushi jiro is so cheap! Only 20rm
Person 2: This guy really do be chia-momenting

by syusian November 23, 2023

International Chia Day

A day celebrating all things chia, on April 21st

Happy International Chia Day, Dave!

by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023

Chia

Is someone who is Cool, Tall, Funny, Hot, Relatable, Charismatic, Did I Mention Funny?

Wow! I wish I was like Chia!

by Hotgirlsummer6969 November 23, 2021

Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.

The man was a chia master with that bitch!

by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016

kelly chia

Not just a Kelly, but the one and only Kelly who shines above the rest. Not only is she smart, kind, wonderful, and gorgeous, but she is the closest one to perfection.

If only I could be a kelly chia

by Th3Ch0s3n0ne July 12, 2017

Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025