The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions

I am a part of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

by funnyfunnygal August 31, 2009

church key

A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.

Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

go to church

the place for a scared gangsta who takes on a dangerous job, but decides to back out of the plan at the last minute. he is all talk but no action.

"if you a scared muthafuka, go to church - you knew the job was dangerous when you took it"

by homegirlfromcanada September 6, 2008

westboro baptist church

A church giving baptist, no CHRISTIANS, no God a bad name. They dont seem to understand God is love. Not just a few but EVERYONE(gay, bi,soldier, jew). God loves us despite our faults or mistakes, lets just hope they learn this.

News Report " Today Westboro Baptist Church Members were seen outside a Gay Pride Parade holding up many "God hates fags" and other hate signs"
True Believer: "Geez thats an embarrasment to Baptist"

by mageknight September 4, 2006

Baptist In The Church House

To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.

That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.

by Professorlacy July 15, 2010

Separating church and state

When one's genitals stick to their leg while sitting in a hot/humid atmosphere and a brief spreading of the legs is necessary. Separation can be accomplished with the mode stated above or manually(and more obvious) with your hands.

After getting out of the car during a five hour road trip, separating church and state was necessary for little Muhammad due to hot and humid conditions.

by HXB July 14, 2009

Church of Cannabinology

This is a church in which the belief system revolves around the practical and sometimes impractical use of cannabis sativa and indica. Much like the church of scientology, there is the use of stress tests at kiosks in malls, (they actually escort you outside to their 1974 Ford conversion van with the wolf howling at the moon paint job, and the stress test is just you hitting a vaporizer,) there are massive amounts of cash rolling into the church, and the church was founded by an egotistical writer by the name of B. Sam Verbeck. The differences lie in that the church of cannabinology is not anti-homosexual, it is not a cult, it's basically just a front for copious amounts of weed being dealt to the public with a tax free status. If you are to join the Church of Cannabinology, you'll see that many of life's problems go away when you get blazed and played Super Mario Allstars all day long.

Stoned dude: Oh my ganj! You gotta check out the stress test that the guys from the Church of Cannabinology are giving out!

Not stoned dude: You mean Scientology?

Stoned dude: No man, Cannabinology! Check out the kiosk, they blaze you out with a volcano vaporizer and some real heady nugs!

Not stoned dude: Cannabis H. Sativa! I'm there bro!

by Ben Verbeck May 7, 2009