feet to the ceiling

when your horny

him: What you doing
her: nothing but these motherfuckin feet to the ceiling
him: your parents not home
her: NOPE
him: whatchu trynna do
her: letts just say this kitten purring and it need somebody to pet it
him: say no more, IM ON MY WAY

by juicypussyjay September 14, 2017

paint the ceiling

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

cracks in the ceiling panels

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Ceiana

just another word for princess. short, funny, adorable and sassy.

That girl acts like a CEIANA omg

by bitch_ass_nigga_123_nigga March 15, 2015

Licking the Ceiling

To be REAL fuckin high...ceiling can be replaced with clouds, sky, etc.

Ron Howard: "Yo, I'm stoned as shit..."
Fonzie: "Yeah man, I'm licking the ceiling"

by I_AM_HOLLYWOOD April 27, 2006

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016

paint the ceiling red

Slang for committing suicide. Blood and brains get all over the ceiling

these valoniggas make me want to paint the ceiling red

by cockswing March 24, 2022